The Résumé of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've
sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in
your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my
resume.
Qualifications
* I founded the earth and
established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
* I formed man from the dust of the
ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I breathed into man the breath of
life, (See Genesis 2:7)
* I redeemed man from the curse of
the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
* The blessings of the Abrahamic
Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
Occupational Background
* I've only had one employer, (See
Luke 2:49).
* I've never been tardy, absent,
disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
* My employer has nothing but rave
reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills Work Experiences
* Some of my skills and work
experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more,
healing
the
brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick,
restoring sight to the blind and setting
at liberty them that
are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
* I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See
Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and
shall
not fear evil, (See
Proverbs 1:33).
* Most importantly, I have the
authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins,
(See I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background
* I encompass the entire breadth
and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding,
(See Proverbs 2:6).
* In me are hid all of the
treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
* My Word is so powerful; it has
been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your
path, (See Psalms
119:105).
* I can even tell you all of the
secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments
* I was an active participant in
the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
* I laid down my life so that you
may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
* I defeated the archenemy of God
and mankind and made a show of them openly,
(See Colossians 2:15).
* I've miraculously fed the poor,
healed the sick and raised the dead!
* There are many more major
accomplishments, too many to mention here.
You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot -
the BIBLE.
You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
References
* Believers and followers worldwide
will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles,
restoration and
supernatural guidance
In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only
candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your
heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See
Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have
an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
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